DUST Search - Dear GM. Server down this weekend, again. And still no explanation?

Dragonmeballs wrote:

Careful young Jedi....don't poke the Wookie!

We can always speculate:
1. If they did tell you what happend they might feel inclined to shoot you
2. The hamsters are overworked and under fed, many have arthritic hips
3. Somebody clicked agree on that annoying Windows 10 box instead of cancel
4. Those in charge of the servers have many of the same off shift habits as the players---weed, booze and Pilates
5. Game testing the newest hotfix---somebody shot Rattai in the face with a PLC at close range and then all hell broke loose
6. Lets blame it on some large Corp....how about Negative Feedback or the Exiles or the Erectiles!
7. Victor moved more than one billion ISK to an alt
8. GJR made good on his promise and entered the code:Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
9. Outgoing CPM1 logged out and forgot to let CPM2 know what the password was---oops!
10. Somebody posted another thread complaining about matchmaking or server issues----and CCP pulled the car over....message received!

++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++

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deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.09.01 18:14:00 - [1] - Quote Dragonmeballs wrote: Careful young Jedi....don't poke the Wookie! We can always speculate: 1. If they did tell you what happend they might feel inclined to shoot you 2. The hamsters are overworked and under fed, many have arthritic hips 3. Somebody clicked agree on that annoying Windows 10 box instead of cancel 4. Those in charge of the servers have many of the same off shift habits as the players---weed, booze and Pilates 5. Game testing the newest hotfix---somebody shot Rattai in the face with a PLC at close range and then all hell broke loose 6. Lets blame it on some large Corp....how about Negative Feedback or the Exiles or the Erectiles! 7. Victor moved more than one billion ISK to an alt 8. GJR made good on his promise and entered the code:Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. 9. Outgoing CPM1 logged out and forgot to let CPM2 know what the password was---oops! 10. Somebody posted another thread complaining about matchmaking or server issues----and CCP pulled the car over....message received! 1. They have already shot us and we don't know it. 2. I heard the hamsters actually had prosthetic legs put on because they were working their paws off. 3. Windows 10 is awesome. Been on it for over a year. It might be a good way for CCP to get off windows xp. 4. I would not be shocked if someone stepped on the surge protector our servers run on and flipped the switch. 5. LOL Ratatti got back and PLCd the servers. I love it. 6. This sounds good. Pick one and let's unify against them. 7. Vik does not move money. He simply makes more appear, I heard he made 2 billion on an alt in under a hour. 8. Actually GJR just logged into all his alts at once jamming up the data center node causing a cascade failure. 9. What really happened is CCP changed the logins to lock out CPM1 and forgot caps lock was on when they did. 10. The car being pulled over sounds incredibly feasible. At least it did not result in the car being turned around. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++